Thursday, August 20, 2009

Gua nak hantar dekat majalah sekolah. Ada mana-mana sekolah nak terima cerita gua?

It is night. Plain and boring. Just like the other night. Plain and boring. And in the middle of that very ***** night, I’ve been disturbed by something. A creature that, I’m very sure has more than 2 leg was crossing on my face which at first I thought it was my long and shine hair. Suddenly my hanging-on- the-wall mirror fell down waking me up shocked and stressed. I stand spontaneously. It’s a sign. I know it’s a sign. “There must be something bad will happen…” I whispered to myself. As I switch on the lamp, I saw it was walking on my so called bed. “jahanam..” I shouted like a girl. And in that panic moment, I just grab any of my pieces of cloth to trap it and tap it out. Kill..kill..kill..die..die..die.. you little creep!! Serve you right!

But..oh my..ohh…it is my brand new underwear... Damn you!! I swear I will never ever wear it. Seems like, we are not meant to be together, right? And last night, your wife entered my room just like you did yesterday. But she’s flying not crossing. Revenge? Huh!! I’ve brought my own Ridsect you, bi**h. And the moment where people having a good, bad, wet or whatsoever dream, I spray that creepy flying object half a bottle!! Padan muka kau lipas!!

maafkan kesalahan tatabahasa gua..

notakakiberbulu: nak bawak gua jalan-jalan pergi nu yok pun tak segankan??

17 comments:

macha_sezs said...

vulgar sgt. mak aku tak suka.

paiseh said...

babi~
lapan kali gua baca tak paham2 lagi!

Liliyuli said...

hahaha
lawak. sikit je gua paham.
new underwear? yg hari tu eh?
hahaha

tyruzia_3186 said...

Jo, kisah benar ke ni? menggelegak usus perut aku baca entri ko ni..Heheh~

Nampaknye paiseh kena bc entri ko ni sebanyak 2x12.4+3209 kuasa 36 kali utk lebih paham..(^_^)v

Schamastura said...

gler tggi bhs ko..
ko ke yg tulis nie?
tipu ar..
mst upah oram nie..haha~~

jo said...
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jo said...

macha:
mak lu belum eye contact ngan gua lagi...

paiseh:
nanti gua mintak bangla pandai sikit translate bahasa bangla bagi kat lu, ok?

liliyuli:
lu teka yang kaler apa?hahaha...

tyruzia:
kalau aku ckp tipu mesti ko tak cayakan?aku dah tutup semua lubang sulit dekat rumah tu..berani la dia kacau lagi...cilakak lipas..

sharip:
cis...aku habiskan seminggu lebih nak hasilkan karangan ni..

Aloy Paradoks said...

ye ke tak segan..

nuyuljana said...

"I shouted like a girl"

part ni aku konpius.

apakah jantina kau?

:))

jo said...

aloy:
ye la..cuba lu ajak gua pegi nu yok..

nuyuljana:
gua gadis..heh!

Paradoks said...

Gua mewakili seluruh ahli PARADOKS mengucapkan selamat ber Ramadhan kepada kalian dan moga Ramadahan kali ini menjanjikan seribu kerahmatan buat kita semua. amin.
-Aloy Paradoks

Pyanhabib said...

puasa?

Kuwe said...

gua nk amek kelas tusyen ngan lu bole?

lu offer itu bayaran.

jo said...

aloy:
makasih..selamat-selamat...
lu pun selamat berpuasa jugak..

abg pyan:
peh...manja bunyinya, kan?
puasa...puasa....ehem~

kuwe:
tusyen?
bolehhh....gua pun lama dah ni tak tibai orang...

FdausAmad said...

Gua tengah bukak kamus ni..

jo said...

bukak kamus dekat belog gua, gua tak marah..jangan bukak benda lain sudah...

Aloy Paradoks said...

Jom pegi Nu Yok!