Gua nak hantar dekat majalah sekolah. Ada mana-mana sekolah nak terima cerita gua?

It is night. Plain and boring. Just like the other night. Plain and boring. And in the middle of that very ***** night, I’ve been disturbed by something. A creature that, I’m very sure has more than 2 leg was crossing on my face which at first I thought it was my long and shine hair. Suddenly my hanging-on- the-wall mirror fell down waking me up shocked and stressed. I stand spontaneously. It’s a sign. I know it’s a sign. “There must be something bad will happen…” I whispered to myself. As I switch on the lamp, I saw it was walking on my so called bed. “jahanam..” I shouted like a girl. And in that panic moment, I just grab any of my pieces of cloth to trap it and tap it out. Kill..kill..kill..die..die..die.. you little creep!! Serve you right!

But..oh my..ohh…it is my brand new underwear... Damn you!! I swear I will never ever wear it. Seems like, we are not meant to be together, right? And last night, your wife entered my room just like you did yesterday. But she’s flying not crossing. Revenge? Huh!! I’ve brought my own Ridsect you, bi**h. And the moment where people having a good, bad, wet or whatsoever dream, I spray that creepy flying object half a bottle!! Padan muka kau lipas!!

maafkan kesalahan tatabahasa gua..

notakakiberbulu: nak bawak gua jalan-jalan pergi nu yok pun tak segankan??